"YOU NEED A SAGA"

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“What’s the saga? It’s more for the world

And you can’t even eat it!”

“I don’t get that reference.”

A VERY SERIOUS MISSION

Our basis for schtick and humor stems from a time way-back-when in elementary school where I, Boondoge — your friendly neighborhood webman — was encouraged to take part in the capitalist machine by selling magazine subscriptions door-to-door.

The experience left a lasting impact and it’s definitely a defense mechanism I use to break-the-ice and to mask how uncomfortable I feel selling the products I personally vouch for. It’s also the motivation behind our mission to make sure the products we sell are top-notch, high-quality, and individually sourced & vetted.

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In Vision We Trust

Sadly, Vision died in a freak pre-snappening accident way back in 2018. He never saw it coming. Unlike that idiot -- who couldn't foresee their own double-murder -- our vision is to provide all Dads with the tools and information needed to be prepared in fatherhood. Not just that though, we deeply care about the future. That's why we're dedicated to supporting sustainability and eco-friendly manufacturing efforts around the globe.

 

New Dads, old Dads, mid-life-crisis Dads >> We're all in this together and learning along the way. All the daycare moms organize and set up mother-only chat groups, why can't we?

 

We're also selling good shit at great prices to help you better connect with your little demon-babies. 1% of all proceeds go directly to climate change organizations fighting for a better tomorrow for all of us.

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