6-in-1 Baby Carrier Hipseat and Sling, 0-36 months

$46.00

Supple is the new black, wear a child to your next get-together and show to everyone how fertile you probably are with this 6-in-1 baby carrier with hipseat.

Keep your appendages unhindered for patriarchal man-stuff like:
✔️ Peeling your sac from the inside of your legs;
✔️ Aggressive gestures;
✔️ Welding without PPE;
✔️ Jazz hands;

Did we mention this carrier’s got a hipseat? Well it does, so feel free to dangle your progeny off of balconies safely and comfortably any day of the week.

It’s also got more places to lose your keys.

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There are more pictures below designed to help satisfy the Neanderthal-side of your family-specific genetic diversity.

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Description

WHY ARE THEY SUBMERGED?

Why, because these 6-in-1 baby carriers with hipseat are so breathable of course!

We'd never want you to associate this 6-in-1 baby carrier with hipseat with something terrible like infantile asphyxiation.

B.Y.O.T.

Hope for the best and plan for the worst with this simple storage compartment trick. Aunt Flow HATES him!

VERY DETAIL. MUCH SENSUAL.

Watch them buttons go pop, pop, POP!

It's not the size of the 6-in-1 baby carrier with hipseat that matters, it's how you use it.
6-in-1 baby carrier with hipseat secure zipper and buttons
6-in-1 baby carrier with hipseat cushion padding.
6-in-1 baby carrier with hipseat strong strap

TRANSPARENCY DISCLAIMER

We drop ship but we don't drop shit

These 6-in-1 baby carrier hipseats are made in the China by a company called Aixintu, which you probably can't pronounce, but they're legit. Personally reviewed by us for quality your local Walmart accepts but at better prices cuz we're not the fucking Waltons.

Additional information

Color

Carolina Blue, Pink, Teal, Red, Dark Blue

Materials

Cotton, Spandex, Nylon, Polyester

Carbon Offset

1% of every sale is donated to offset the carbon cost of production, operations, and delivery.

Sourced From

🇨🇳 China

1 review for 6-in-1 Baby Carrier Hipseat and Sling, 0-36 months

  1. boondoge

    I wasn’t able to secure an unbranded version of this 6-in-1 baby carrier. I’m still looking for a supplier that can make this without the branding. For now, we are stuck with this Aixintu brand name.

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